5 reasons you’re not getting any at uni

There are debatably more than 5 reasons for one ‘not getting any’ whilst at university, but here at The Tap, we don’t think so.

1. You get friendzoned too easily

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You’re intelligent, you’re funny, you’re caring, hell you might even be a little attractive! But when it comes down to it, you’re probably too damn camp.

2. You look like a wizened ball-bag on stilts

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I’m sorry but there’s no other way to put it. For a young adult, you look pretty undesirable.

3. You’re missing some/all of your genitalia

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I know it wasn’t nice when that so called ‘Rabbi’ decided to execute your circumcision with a sledgehammer, but these things happen. It’s time to get over it, stop wallowing and come to terms with your sexless lifestyle at uni.

4. You never ask for it politely

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It’s amazing what a few please and thank yous can do here and then. With these 2-3 magic words, you’ll be raking it in like a rabbit on drug!

5. You’re not at uni

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If you’re not at uni, it’s unlikely that you’ll be getting much at uni.

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