Parties make me feel empty inside, says balloon

Imagine attending a party where you are not permitted to speak to anyone. You are put on a leash with a collar round your neck, repeatedly hit around by a band of tiny humans playing a game of volleyball in slow motion, and eventually left to die a slow and painful death as your lifeblood leaves your body. Continue reading Parties make me feel empty inside, says balloon

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Sliced bread was literally never the best thing, say scientists

The other day I overheard something on the train, something so incredibly stupid, that I forgot to put the bookmark in my book before I stopped reading! What did I hear you say? Well I shall tell you. Continue reading Sliced bread was literally never the best thing, say scientists