Hot and steamy cup of tea outrageously rated PG

Hot, steamy and moist. Juicy, fruity and dripping. And yet this fine beverage is still only rated with a ‘Parental Guidance’ status? Continue reading Hot and steamy cup of tea outrageously rated PG

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Parties make me feel empty inside, says balloon

Imagine attending a party where you are not permitted to speak to anyone. You are put on a leash with a collar round your neck, repeatedly hit around by a band of tiny humans playing a game of volleyball in slow motion, and eventually left to die a slow and painful death as your lifeblood leaves your body. Continue reading Parties make me feel empty inside, says balloon